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24 November 09
Now 93% more Republicans than before!
caramelcupcake:

fox news is beyond awesome

Now 93% more Republicans than before!

caramelcupcake:

fox news is beyond awesome

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23 November 09
Posted: 1:12 PM
Scariest thing I’ve seen in a while.
thedailywhat:

OH SH- of the Day: Sarah Palin and her doppelganger divide by zero at a November 19 Going Rogue book signing in Noblesville, IN.
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Scariest thing I’ve seen in a while.

thedailywhat:

OH SH- of the Day: Sarah Palin and her doppelganger divide by zero at a November 19 Going Rogue book signing in Noblesville, IN.

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20 November 09
thedailywhat:

Origami of the Day: Money Hats. That is all.
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thedailywhat:

Origami of the Day: Money Hats. That is all.

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19 November 09

Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary

Day 983 of my captivity …

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.

Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a ‘good little hunter’ I am. Bastards.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of ‘allergies’. I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow — but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He isregularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now …

Posted: 9:27 AM
16 November 09

Sweet. B-town peeps are famous on the internets!

thedailywhat:

This Is Hilarious, You Should Watch It of the Day: The Bloomington Bros. reinterpret Nickleback’s “Photograph.”

And by “reinterpret” I mean “make listenable.”

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14 November 09
Hahaha! What the hell are these and why are they $300?!
From Jcrew.com

Hahaha! What the hell are these and why are they $300?!

From Jcrew.com

13 November 09
thedailywhat:

Tee of the Day: “(Happy()Sad) Diagram Shirt” by Ariana Osborne and Rich Stevens (of Diesel Sweeties fame).
Ariana says:

And I just had to put it on a T-shirt.  There is no emoticon for those moments that are the intersection of :) and :( — not really.  Oh there’s a :/ face for conflicted or meh, sure, but that’s not what I’m talking about.  I’m talking about those moments when life throws you a THIS IS AWESOME OH GOD IT SUCKS YAY BOO.  And those days?  Well I don’t know about you, but I’ve had enough of them in my life that I could wear a shirt for them.

How about :)( ? (Patent pending!)
Also: Thanks to the magnificence that is Wil Wheaton, typing “wilw” in the appropriate field at checkout will get you 15% off your order!
[buy.]

thedailywhat:

Tee of the Day: “(Happy()Sad) Diagram Shirt” by Ariana Osborne and Rich Stevens (of Diesel Sweeties fame).

Ariana says:

And I just had to put it on a T-shirt.  There is no emoticon for those moments that are the intersection of :) and :( — not really.  Oh there’s a :/ face for conflicted or meh, sure, but that’s not what I’m talking about.  I’m talking about those moments when life throws you a THIS IS AWESOME OH GOD IT SUCKS YAY BOO.  And those days?  Well I don’t know about you, but I’ve had enough of them in my life that I could wear a shirt for them.

How about :)( ? (Patent pending!)

Also: Thanks to the magnificence that is Wil Wheaton, typing “wilw” in the appropriate field at checkout will get you 15% off your order!

[buy.]

Reblogged: thedailywhat

12 November 09

Reblogged: caramelcupcake

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh